This Week in FOOTBAWL
by Merv Burger on Sep.13, 2007, under General
(That I know/care about)
(I really don’t actually care about football.)
Scobey was like “lol what’s a fair catch”

Everett was like “Awesome! My first appearance in a pro-football game! Better look good! OH SHI- ”
The Patriots were like “were in ur sidelines, videotapin ur playcallin”
The Jets were like “o no u didnt”
The NFL was like “pay up, bitches” to the Patriots
The NFL was also like “oh yeah, some guy playing for a crappy team had a career-ending injury. better go see him and act like we care.
maybe we could also see niagara falls. no, I want to see the canadian falls, the american falls blow. maybe we could do some gambling, too.”



