Apple Announces iPhone, AppleTV, Decides to be Sony
by Merv Burger on Jan.10, 2007, under General
599 US DOLLARS jokes aside, this thing is well, a joke. I guess Apple decided they didn’t fail hard enough with the Motorola ROKR (FLOPR) venture.
Also the AppleTV device is pretty laughable. How do you bring that one up?
“OK guys. Now we love to watch stuff that’s on our computer on our TVs. You probably already do that with a Mac Mini. So what we’re going to do is shit all over that idea and give you the same concept, yet crippled and less useful.”
This is all about as hilarious as some of the stuff they announced for OS X 10.5 “Let’s Screw Over the Third Party Developers, And Do Nothing Else Because it’s Easier to Make Fun of Microsoft and Windows Than Actually Doing Something- Also Big Cat Name.”
