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Apparently, I’m not ALLOWED to have a job, ANYWHEREPosted on: February 25, 2006 I recieved this, now in hindsight hilarious, e-mail from my Campus IT regarding a job I applied for:
This is hilarious, because they have “carefully reviewed” my application and interview. Except that would be impossible, since I never had an interview. It’s really hard to “carefully review” something THAT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED. I wasn’t available to go to the interviews when they occurred (last Saturday,) because my dad was helping my high school’s robotics team (last build day, so he couldn’t take me,) and I’ll never ask my mom to take me anywhere because that’s a fun game of “20 Begs.” And I can’t take the bus to my university, because the NFTA are comprised of a bunch of retards that think it’s a smart idea to split the route so that it stops at two different places. The one that runs during the weekends? Not the Lockport one, of course! So, I sent the person who informed me when the interviews were that I couldn’t make it that day, in an attempt to get myself a different interview day. Apparently, this person never checks their e-mail box. The day before the interviews, I never had a responce from the person. So I went to office of where I was applying, and informed them that I couldn’t make it. They said that there were probably going to be other interview days. I left my e-mail address and such, and I left, content that I could get this worked out. So, forward another week, I still haven’t heard from them. I go back to their office, and I explain that I still haven’t heard anything yet from them. It’s pretty much the same thing as the previous week, except they now have my phone number. I learn two things from these visits:
And then, I finally get the “LOL U LUZ JORB” e-mail last night at about 6:30, an hour after I got home, about 4 hours after I talked to these people. I like how they try to calm me by saying there are other jobs. All those jobs pretty much suck. A Public Site Consultant pretty much helps retards with the blatently obvious, like how to format a Word document. And, well, I don’t even want to know what the other ones do. And yes! Tell me there will be other times that the position I wanted will be hiring again! After I just went through this run-around of bullshit! You know what? FUCK YOU. I don’t want your fucking job after this. In fact, you can take it, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING LOOSE ASS. Why the hell do they make getting a job such a pain in the ass. By getting a job, you essentially are selling yourself. You turn your tricks, you get paid for it. These people should be thankful that someone is willing to do your bullshit, in return for some money. Besides, with a campus position, it’s not like they had to do anything to get the money they hand out to peoeple, the state just throws it at them! Yeah, there’s the whole point in “qualification,” but, you know, with a major like Computer Science/Engineering, it’s kind of a dead giveaway of what my level of qualification is. I guess I’m just forever doomed to have only the money that’s given to me. |
My University is Filled With IdiotsPosted on: February 11, 2006 They let Dave-fucking-Attell walk off stage, without doing an encore. As a fan of comedy, I am truely insulted. How do you let a man entertain you so without letting him do an encore. UB is filled with uncultured swines. I thought it couldn’t get worse, but then I saw the Olympics Opening Ceremonies. Italy fails. |
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