OMG !! LOL !!

BOUT 1:
Negative Sound Bite Extravaganza
House of Representatives
Tom “Yes, That Tom Reynolds” Reynolds
vs.
Jack “Hey, He Did It First” Davis

BOUT 2:
“Who the fuck is the other guy?” Mk. I
New York Governor
Eliot “I Guess I Remember That New York” Spitzer
vs.
John “I Had to Look This Up on Wikipedia Because I’ve Never Seen His Name Before” Faso

BOUT 3:
“Who the fuck is the other guy?” Mk. II
or
Jesus Fuck, I’m Picking the Lesser of Two Evils Here And, To Be Honest, I Don’t Want Either
Senate
Hillary “I’m Only Here For The Cameras” Clinton
vs.
John “Who The Fuck Are You, Get Out, I Don’t Agree With Your Ideas” Spencer

Oh man, New York is just so screwed.